Five reasons to believe computers are female:
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1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. The message “Bad command or file name” is about as informative as,
“If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not [...]

So, I’m told that if I want J&T to show back up, I must apologize to J for “blowing up” at him last night. Well, guess what. 2 can play at that game.You show up here, break my microwave, show no remorse, no apologies, what so ever, even taking no responsibility for it. Ummm, yeah, [...]

Usually, when someone breaks something that’s not theirs they actually apologize for it. My friends? Not so much. Case in point:My microwave (which was, admittedly given to me by T because he had a crapload of them) has been working fine since Christmas of 2k4. A year and a half gang. The one before that? [...]