Aug
09
Cat Rules
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Loading ...- An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
- Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. Anything which can be pried up isn’t sufficiently nailed down.
- At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.
- Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
- Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
- Cat rule #2: Bite the hand that won’t feed you fast enough.
- Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
