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Robbery
Posted by: | Comments 3 viewsTwo accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc.
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Counting Rabbits
Posted by: | Comments 1 viewsTeacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
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Lost Buttons
Posted by: | Comments 1 viewsA man lost two buttons from his shirt and put them in his pants pocket. But the pocket had a hole, so the buttons fell into his shoe. Unfortunately, the shoe sole also had a hole, so he lost the buttons.
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If Only You Had Looked
Posted by: | Comments 2 viewsTwo men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.
“How’d you die?” the first man asks the second.
“I froze to death,” says the second.
“That’s awful,” says the first man. “How does it feel to freeze to death?”
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Winter time / Christmas
Posted by: | Comments 2 viewsI love this time of year. I hreally have absolutely no idea why, but I just do. Read More→


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