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01

New years resolutions?

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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Get 10 speeding tickets.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Learn how to tie my shoes.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Fart in public.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Not forget poland.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Start working on the street corner.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Disown my parents.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
To be a *censored*.
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Spend my summer vacation in cyberspace.

See, now wasn’t that fun? What is YOUR 2006 resolution?

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