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Loading ...So, a week after setting up and installing the 360, I’m going to take a stab at comparing the two, at least a little bit at a time. This will be an ongoing experience , so I’ll keep this updated every once in a while.
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So, I’m in a bit of a quandry here. I need to move, yet it’s going to be just assininely expensive to do. Then again, my current apartment company has offered me a free month’s rent if I move to one of their places. Then again, if I do THAT, I don’t get rid of the problem at hand, but if I DON’T do that, I’m looking at close to $2k just to move my ass from here to another apartment (and that’s just in town) !!!!
I’m no Bush fan, this is something that just made me crack up when I read it, at least most of it. Shows a bit of how idiotic this guy really was!
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For those of you around long enough to recall, Microsoft has had some pretty good successes, and some pretty abysmal failures (remember Windows 2000, or ME for that matter? Talk about abysmal failures). Usually, though right after those failures, comes something so good that they can’t touch it for years, that the user has to be forced to upgrade for one reason or another.
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At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage.
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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
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Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates.
The first nurse said, “I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, even though occasionally we did lose one. I think I deserve to go to heaven.” St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.
The second nurse says, “I worked in an operating room. It’s a very high stress environment and we do our best. Sometimes the patients are too sick and we lose them, but overall we try very hard.” St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.
The third nurse says, “I was a case manager for an HMO.”
St. Peter looks at her file. He pulls out a calculator and starts punching away at it furiously, constantly going back to the nurse’s file. After a few minutes St. Peter looks up, smiles, and says, “Congratulations! You’ve been admitted to heaven … for five days!”
